The Permanently Exhausted Pigeon's Guide to Home Organisation -FREE!
A freebie for you!
😩 Feel like your house is yelling at you?
You’re not alone. If you’ve ever looked around your space and thought:
“Why do I own 12 spatulas?”
“What even is that pile?”
“I’m too tired to start, but also too stressed to ignore it...”
Then congratulations, you’re probably a perfectly normal human being, and this free guide was made for you.
🧹 What’s Inside:
✨ Gentle strategies for organizing your home (without needing to turn into Marie Kondo overnight)
✨ Chaos personality types (find out if you’re a Distracted Pigeon or an Overwhelmed Sloth-Pigeon)
✨ No-shame tools that work with your brain, not against it
✨ Lazy hacks for cleaning when you can’t even
✨ Encouragement, humor, and maybe one or two relatable breakdowns
This is not a perfectionist’s guide.
This is a "meh, that’ll do" survival manual. And it’s totally free.
A freebie for you!
😩 Feel like your house is yelling at you?
You’re not alone. If you’ve ever looked around your space and thought:
“Why do I own 12 spatulas?”
“What even is that pile?”
“I’m too tired to start, but also too stressed to ignore it...”
Then congratulations, you’re probably a perfectly normal human being, and this free guide was made for you.
🧹 What’s Inside:
✨ Gentle strategies for organizing your home (without needing to turn into Marie Kondo overnight)
✨ Chaos personality types (find out if you’re a Distracted Pigeon or an Overwhelmed Sloth-Pigeon)
✨ No-shame tools that work with your brain, not against it
✨ Lazy hacks for cleaning when you can’t even
✨ Encouragement, humor, and maybe one or two relatable breakdowns
This is not a perfectionist’s guide.
This is a "meh, that’ll do" survival manual. And it’s totally free.
A freebie for you!
😩 Feel like your house is yelling at you?
You’re not alone. If you’ve ever looked around your space and thought:
“Why do I own 12 spatulas?”
“What even is that pile?”
“I’m too tired to start, but also too stressed to ignore it...”
Then congratulations, you’re probably a perfectly normal human being, and this free guide was made for you.
🧹 What’s Inside:
✨ Gentle strategies for organizing your home (without needing to turn into Marie Kondo overnight)
✨ Chaos personality types (find out if you’re a Distracted Pigeon or an Overwhelmed Sloth-Pigeon)
✨ No-shame tools that work with your brain, not against it
✨ Lazy hacks for cleaning when you can’t even
✨ Encouragement, humor, and maybe one or two relatable breakdowns
This is not a perfectionist’s guide.
This is a "meh, that’ll do" survival manual. And it’s totally free.